I’m working as fast as I can!

First the guest list…
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Before you start, I’d just like to point out that I’m certain the first thing you think will be wrong!

Warm hands caressing cold skin.

A little oil massaged into soft, pink breasts, over firm thighs, down legs and up over a pair of firm buttocks.

Fingers forced inside until you fill the space with meaty goodness…
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So I’ve been asked for more details about my dream the other day.. You know the one where I was auditioning for a part on Smallville, but for some reason they wanted people to do a porn film audition piece…

Well I wasn’t going to give any more details… But I’m in a rather wacky mood, and it was funny… So for Joan and everyone else who’s just too embarrassed to ask for details… Here’s the full story…

I have no shame… But then you likely already knew that! :asbestos:
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I’m bored… :bored: And am in desperate need of entertainment…

That said I think it’s high time we had another Martha Stewart monologue. :giggles: I’ve got one in mind that I started a while back and never did finish… But for now let me tell you about a strange dream I had the other day…

I was at an audition for a part in Smallville, only for some reason they wanted everyone to do a scene from a porn film as their audition piece…

I feel so… Cheap :-((
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That’s actually been true the past few days, I’ve still been awake at about 3am, and I could see the sky brightening up as the sun got ready to peek over the horizon for another day…

Last night I was exceptionally restless, not sure why but I was thinking about a television programme that was on about a year ago…

If you are of a delicate disposition and don’t wish to read about genitalia… Walk away now!

I don’t often discuss things of such a delicate and intimate nature, so make the most of it!
:shocked:
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Ok, lets talk hair!

I’m sure by now most of you are aware of the rather bizarre conversations I get caught up in… Well I had one the other week (with about 3 different people) about genital shaving. Well it was about general shaving to begin with, and ended up being about genital shaving.

Now I have to ask… HOW is it even possible…? I mean, I get razor burn just looking at a razor!

But I’m getting ahead of myself…

You need some background before I tell you about my current state of razor burn where razors were never meant to go…
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*bounces*

The movie file was just far too big yesterday, I’ve managed to shrink it to just over 5Mb.

Right click the link and save it to your desktop and view from there… That way you get to watch it, and I get to save my bandwidth

I’ll leave the larger file up in case anybody wants the better quality version, the sound is fine but the picture is pretty tiny in the smaller version, but if you set it to 200% you should be able to see the facial expressions fine!

Small file version or Large file version

Edit
Incorrect links now fixed!

Well finally after over two months… I finally managed to get a comedy clip onto the computer…

Some of you may remember The Ballad of Barry and Freda… For those that don’t I’ll explain…

It is a comedy song written (and performed) by a British comedienne called Victoria Wood. The clip below was taken from the television program “An Audience with Victoria Wood” from the late 1980′s. Now you should watch the entire thing, as this song is the finale… But it’s still very funny! It is rather large (14.5Mb)… but I’ve posted the lyrics in the extended part of this entry to give you the idea… and it’s more than worth watching

I would then suggest you download the clip, as it’s even funnier seeing it performed, laugh your guts out, then go and buy the dvd at the first available opportunity!

Enjoy!

Right click and select save on this link for the large file version.

or
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Well here is entry two from my guest blogging yesterday… The first one *points down* is just down there!

If any of you have seen a British Sitcom called “Keeping up Appearances” you will recognize the names, and the idea behind it… For those that haven?t… Well you can watch a short movie clip I managed to get to give you the idea…
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As promised, here is the first guest blogging entry I did… Since it’s about 3:30am, I shall post the second one when I get up tomorrow…

Good afternoon ladies, it’s nice to see you all here again.

I’d like to start off our meeting by thinking Phoenix for kindly allowing us to meet here today, while our usual meeting place is being repaired…

Now, down to business…
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