I swear I’ll never understand the whole porn industry. Mind you, I should probably be just as pleased about that when you think about it.

I was tootling about the internet, as you do, when I came across a blog. It was quite interesting, but after every entry was a couple of paragraphs about seeing the author on some cam site.

Now call me naive, but I was thinking it was going to be a facebook or myspace but with webcams.

Silly fraggle!

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So I’ve been accused of making excuses to buy a new vacuum…

Well… Ummm….

I’m not, short of growing an extra two arms to hold all the bits together, I can’t use it.

That’s not to say I don’t have a thing for vacuums, because I do…

Ok, yes, yes, I might even go so far as to say I have a vacuum fetish.
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I’m no good with early starts, 5am is not a time to wake up.

That makes me irritable, paranoid and cranky.

I’m also feeling a tad voyeuristic today… I want to see peoples photos… Male, female, animal, vegetable, clothed or unclothed… I just want to peer at em… I like looking at peoples photos, to see how they light them, pose, etc.. But I want to see more today…

Maybe now would be a good time for therapy…

I’m all excited… I should be getting the drafts of my new logo today… And yes, I know it’s a sad little life and I need to get out more… Tell me something I don’t know :-p

I had a weird dream the other night… Of course I’d been going to write about it when I got up, only to remember I had no journal at the time :-((

Anyway, to the dream…

I was on holiday in America, seemed to be California and I’d stumbled on a karaoke club…

(Surprised the dream went any further and didn’t involve them having to drag me off stage and prize the mic out of my cold, dead fingers)
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A word of caution… Never apply fake tan if you are going to be seen by another human being during the course of the next 3 days…

Oh and performing the “spot test” does not mean that’s the colour you’re going to end up.

Can I go die now?
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Another rather mindless entry, but I found some funny billboard signs. I’m pretty sure most if not all of them have been altered… but are still so hysterically funny that I’ve either wet myself, or I’ve just laid an egg… I’m just too scared to look to work out which!

It has to be said, many of them are warped, depraved, or just generally deviant… yet still hysterically funny…

I’m not sure whether that says something about them, all me…
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I just received an email, which I thought I would share, about the top ways that people break their mobile phones.

I have to say I currently have 4 mobile phones and have owned a further 2. My first one developed a problem with two of the buttons, so I couldn’t dial numbers needing a 3 or a 7, but it still worked. One of my current phones has developed a problem with the microphone… It’s stopped working :direction:

Since they were both cheap pay-as-you-go phones, it proves that you really do get what you pay for!

But I’ve never broken a phone, or lost one. Which after reading these I’m quite proud of (more…)

Yes it’s true!

I’ve decided to get back into the working life…

Given my inability to leave the house, and the dramatic increase in both home working and Internet business, I’ve decided to set myself up in the industry to which I am most suited.

Yep, that’s right…
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It’s time I got back to what I do best…

Making fun of myself After all, why should other people get to have all the fun? :-p

I did promise to explain about the sleeping arrangements the other week, but I wanted to wait until after the tribunal hearing about my disability benefit… I don’t suppose it really matters, but they seem to think if you aren’t in a suicidal heap and have any shred of humour left in you that you just have to be faking it.
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And this is a good thing?

Ok, so writing up the wedding entry is taking rather longer than I expected… I hadn’t realised how many extra guests there were to try and weave in.

In the mean time… If I parcel my genitals into a small paper bag… Can I be a woman… Please? :flirt:

I’m rather anti men at the moment… Not in a warped twisted way you understand… More in a “I’d rather not even be associated with the species let alone the gender” kind of way.

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