Well it must be getting close to summer…

I can always tell because I can’t stop singing B-52’s songs… *shrugs* don’t ask me why, I just live here…

All I know is a good resounding burst of “Love Shack” at the top of my lungs is a sure sign that the good weather has finally arrived.

It’s been quite busy here of late… Dental appointments, Opticians appointments…

I was at the dentist this afternoon, and I think I’ve seen it all now.

I sat in the chair and I was asked to put on a pair of safety goggles…

Now maybe it’s me, but I’m a bit confused why I need to be wearing safety goggles while someone peers down my throat.

Apparently it’s for health and safety, in case they poke a tooth and some of it shatters, flies through the air and lands in my eye, in which case I could sue…

Personally if that happened I’d probably be more concerned about suing for what on earth they were doing to my teeth to cause that to happen than the fact that it went near my eye… At the rate we’re going people will have to be placed in hazmat suits just for a trip to the doctors at this rate!

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I feel grubby…

Actually grubby is too nice, I feel downright dirty

I was looking out of the window, as you do, and there’s two doves sat on the fence up near the house. I ran to grab the camera because the looked so cute.

Turn the camera on, focus the shot, I’m just about to take it when suddenly one starts having it’s wicked way with the other one (who was so impressed she didn’t even stop cleaning her feathers!)

A few seconds later and it’s all over, and they’re both staring in the window at me stood there with a camera pointed at them.

I feel so dirty… It’s like being caught watching the neighbours (I’d imagine anyway )

Of course stood there with the camera on them I also felt like I’d just been found making birdy porn