What is it about workmen and bathrooms?

Lets face it, in day to day life you don’t have more than a 5 minute gap between them grasping at themselves, like their genitals are likely to fall off and they need to be sure it’s still attached… (Velcro dahrling… it’s the only way )

Now send them to the bathroom…

Never mind hoping they put the seat back down, I’d settle for them just hitting the bowl.

Usually they manage to hit the wall, the floor, the seat, the cover… I sometimes wonder if any of it actually goes into the bowl.

So how come, they’re clothed and working and grabbing their genitals every few minutes, put them in the bathroom, the one place you really hope they’d have hold of themselves.

I mean, come on… They have a directional hose attachment, so how can they manage to miss the bowl so much?

Am I missing something?