Well I seem to be particularly crabby this week.

My current gripe… Smokers.

Admittedly my usual feelings about this group of people are that they should be locked in a small, airtight room and allowed to smoke themselves into an early grave without wasting valuable oxygen that could be better used on the rest of society.

But currently I’m of the mind that this is too kind. They should be taken out and stabbed repeatedly in the reproductive organs, stuck on a spit and slow roasted…

At the very least, they should be banned from eBay until they quit the vile and filthy habit!
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