Apparently various places around the country have had to put on extra police to cope with the trick or treating tonight.

The latest craze it appears is to go trick or treating in very large groups with a couple of steel bars. So when they say “trick” they actually mean “obscene violence”.

And I wonder why I like to spend the winter months in hibernation. It has nothing to do with the cold. You start with the arrogant little scrotes running from house to house with their hands out for free sweets or they threaten to smash your face in.

Next it’s penny for the guy…
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