The TV show I’ve just been watching was discussing stupid notices and signs.

I saw one not that long ago on sleeping pills that said, “May cause drowsiness”. Of course you’re reading it thinking “I should hope it’s going to do more than just make me drowsy!”

The guest on the show said he’d seen a sign in his local supermarket the other day that said, “Please do not fondle the fruit, ask for Julie.” :wiggle:

I’ve seen signs asking customers not to fondle the fruit before, but it’s the first I’ve heard of them offering an alternative…

Begs the question, are they offering Julie to fondle the fruit on your behalf, or are they offering Julie for you to fondle instead of the fruit…? :asbestos:

Sphere: Related Content