So I’ve been asked for more details about my dream the other day.. You know the one where I was auditioning for a part on Smallville, but for some reason they wanted people to do a porn film audition piece…

Well I wasn’t going to give any more details… But I’m in a rather wacky mood, and it was funny… So for Joan and everyone else who’s just too embarrassed to ask for details… Here’s the full story…

I have no shame… But then you likely already knew that! :asbestos:
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I’m bored… :bored: And am in desperate need of entertainment…

That said I think it’s high time we had another Martha Stewart monologue. :giggles: I’ve got one in mind that I started a while back and never did finish… But for now let me tell you about a strange dream I had the other day…

I was at an audition for a part in Smallville, only for some reason they wanted everyone to do a scene from a porn film as their audition piece…

I feel so… Cheap :-((
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Well, slightly later than expected, but I’m finally getting around to the alcohol post I was doing the other day.

Firstly, thank you to the kind few who answered my question about their alcohol consumption and binge drinking!

Now, on to why I asked…

There was a news item about drinking on all the news broadcast throughout the day.
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Oops *blushes*

I never did post my entry yesterday… I’m slacking! It’s coming later today, oh and don’t mind the entry title… I’m in a Scissor Sisters mood today

Since there’s no forums at swydm any more (and I am never going to the msn group ever again it’s so bad!) I’ve been wandering around the latest profiles, and ratings sections…

Well something struck me… How many people actually think about what they are typing on their profile?
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I was going to post an entry, but I’m going to ask a question so I can see the answers before posting the entry.

So I want lots of answers please!

How often do you drink alcohol, how much do you drink, is this a regular thing and would you class yourself as a “binge drinker”?

Phew! I thought that was never going to be finished!

Two days and not a single journal entry… *blinks* That’s not like me! But then again, I’ve been quite busy. I’ve been trying to get rid of all my old CD singles to clear some space.

That meant that I had to go through all of them and convert any tracks I wanted to keep into MP3′s ready to put on a CD. Then I had to find somewhere to get rid of them, I found a place online that will probably buy them from me and even pay the postage costs!
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The following was snaffled from The_Bachelor

Cougar/Mountain Lion/Puma ~ The Puma spiritrepresents power, grace and stealth indarkness, but its real power lies in thesilence of its eerie, unblinking stare thatseems to bore deep into one’s soul. Thisteaching can help us to discover the benefitsof concentration, deep contemplation andprayer. As we peer into the darkness of theunknown to feel its power, we can be guided byour puma friend to the light on the other side.The puma is extremely quiet during the hunt.It knows when to be invisible and when to makeits awesome presence known. Silence is itssword and power. Silence is highly respectedamong American Indians and is seen as a holystate of consciousness as we quietly behold thegrace and glory of the Creator. It is saidthat silence speaks words of the Great Mystery.When the student is ready, the puma teacher maybring knowledge of this powerful medicine.
Cougar/Mountain Lion/Puma’s Wisdom Includes:

Animal Spirit Guides ~ Which One Calls To You?
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My brain still hasn’t switched on today, and I’m already back in bed with a selection of DVD’s… And my messenger software isn’t connecting today :-((

Anyway… :peeved: After yesterday it would appear that some people just can’t follow instructions! :direction: So I’ve had to shut down my swydm profile comments and am ignoring any PM’s I have received… :dontgothere: To those that did what I nicely asked you not to… :stick: I suppose I should say think you, but I’m leaning more towards :whack: or :banned: I’m still deciding which…
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But until I decide (and until my brain starts working again, I’ve been singing this song for the past two days, so I thought I’d post the lyrics…

Nothing to do with making the entry look longer you understand :asbestos:
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Well, another medication, another failure…

And after listening to that song *points to title* I know just how the writer feels… I’m currently floating (and about as graceful) as a beached whale!

Since starting the new tablets I’ve gained 9lb in 10 days… I’m currently the heaviest I’ve ever been in my life! I’m 14 stone :-(( I know I’m big boned… But my bones aren’t quite that big! *pouts*

And that makes me clinically obese I’m told… (Don’t people tell you the nicest things?)
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:sigh:

I had an entry all ready to start, only I don’t have time to write it

We had company here yesterday so I didn’t get to spend my usual 8 hours online nor did I manage to get anything constructive done either…

Now I’ve got to go get ready so I can get my eyes tested and my hair cut…

Oh what a thrilling life I have! :-p

So I guess a proper entry will have to wait until I get back and get fed…