So, all my swydm profile and gallery comments are now archived… And that will be the end of comments for a while.

I’ve always been an upbeat person, but over the past few weeks/couple of months, I’ve come the conclusion I’m more down than I have ever been in my life… I’ve finally decided I’m sick and tired of being ill, sick and tired of having to live with my parents, sick and tired of never leaving the house and sick and tired of always being sick and tired… (Hey it was good enough for Anastasia! :-pb)

And you know what? All this being sick and tired is bugging the hell out of me!
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And now to clear out my profile comments…
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Time for a clear out I think…

Firstly Gallery comments (I keep forgetting I even have those things (more…)

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Well… Last night I did something I have never done before in my life…

I was tucked up in bed with a DVD… Ok, so I’ve done that before…!

But… I got an urge…

I’m such a deviant!
So…

Umm…

I…
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I got a shock today when I went online to check my bank account.

I was expecting to be about £40 overdrawn… Then I saw my bank statement :shocked: Close to £400 overdrawn
Turns out, my sickness benefit hasn’t been paid for the past month, and with not having been anywhere, I hadn’t realised.

Needless to say, I rang the benefits office as soon as possible to find out what was going on, why I hadn’t got any money and when I was going to be getting some.
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I’m going to bed now
Ok, so I have always said how much I hate these entries where people post their every activity, just so they are posting to their journal every ten minutes to keep themselves in the latest journals listings…

But, heck it’s my journal, I’m allowed to be shallow and pathetic once in a while :-pb

Actually there is more to the entry than that…
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There are no fewer than eight forum threads on penis’ and a recently started thread on vagina’s in the swydm forums…

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I’m scared!

First by the sheer quantity, second by the fact that a certain someone (no names to protect the frighteningly odd :-p) thinks that someones fingers in their profile picture is actually their penis (he should be so luck in having two of them :-)))
Secondly by the fact that there are as many penis threads started by male persons as female, and finally, why anyone would want to ask where guys put it when they go to the toilet (I always pop mine in a drawer so it doesn’t fall off and I have to start fishing in the toilet bowl) whether it swings when you walk, and where you put it in your underwear… *blinks* Ok, so the answers to a couple of those could be interesting… But why would anybody ask it in a public forum? And even more when there’s so many on the go already anyway?

Like I said… I’m scared :faint:

Wadda ya mean I’m out of condition…? Isn’t dead a condition? :rip:

I thought I’d rake the lawn so my father could cut it… Oh how I wish I’d kept my big mouth shut!

I don’t think I’ll move for at least a month!
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Oh and as you may notice, I’ve changed the journal smurfing bar… Only one entry :-(( So only one person being smurfed this month…

Nighty night!

Edit
Yes I have since noticed that the photo bar is displaying an error… I’m working on it!

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I got a new mp3 player from ebay, which arrived today… So far so good
Not only did I get a new toy that will play music, but it also acts as a small removable hard drive for the computer… But even better is the fact that it has a built in microphone for recording.
No normally this wouldn’t be of a great deal of use… But I have my tribunal coming up, and I can never remember who said what, or why by the time they’re finished… Mostly because they keep going over the same things in a dozen different ways, just to try and confuse you and trip you up.
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I’m beginning to feel like the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland… It feels like I’m just running from one thing to the other, flapping my arms around and whimpering “I’m so late! I’m so very, very late!”

I was supposed to be posting this yesterday, but I didn’t manage to get to it… Although you did get an actual proper entry, which I wasn’t expecting…

But to the point at hand… My journal smurfing competition… I’ve got an entry! :bounce:

I’m so happy :dances:
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