I’ve just sat and watched my new DVD… There’s something strangely disturbing about sitting in bed, on your own, in a dark room for an hour and a half, panting, moaning, squeaking and having to hold your own genitals so you don’t wet yourself…

*sigh*

Does this mean I’m getting old, sad and pathetic… Or just that comedies shouldn’t be watched this late at night after having consumed 2 pints of milk on your cereal?

Oh, and there was a whole 7 minutes involving genital shaving… I have so got to get that entry done tomorrow… :-D I’ve just been so busy trying to make sure I’ve got everything I need ready for going to work on Wednesday… I don’t want to get there and find that I’ve missed something and have to go back in a week or so…

I’ll have to finish doing the rest of the things for their website in the morning, then spend ten minutes writing a proper journal entry… I need to get Martha Stewart back in here too… It’s bee too long since we had a good monologue!

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