I was thinking about a job I had at the local newspaper a while ago today.

I don’t think I ever wrote about that story. The newspaper was advertising for staff again which is what got me thinking about it. It must be about 2 years ago now… I didn’t realise it was so long ago…

Anyway… the story…

I got an interview for a part time job with the North East’s biggest newspaper.

Great I thought… Until I got there.
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Ahh, day time chat shows.

There’s nothing quite like them when you’re feeling under the weather. It’s just so therapeutic to be able to sit and laugh at the, often pathetic, misfortunes of people who expose themselves like that on national television.

Today it’s about sex (there’s a shocker!). Well, actually, it’s about no sex, that is, couples that aren’t “getting any” because one of the pair doesn’t want to “put out” (their words, not mine!)

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I’m a rather sickly fraggle
When I said that I wanted a change of scenery, somehow spending most of the day in the bathroom wasn/t quite what I had in mind…

Anyway the rest of the details of that particular problem are on a strictly need to know basis…

I don’t want to know, and you don’t need to know… So we’ll leave it at that!

On the plus side…
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I wish! I think I need a holiday. More for the change of scene than anything else, but then it’s hardly surprising… The last time I went on holiday was 13 years ago in Scotland, and as I recall it rained for almost the entire time, and since it was a water sports activity holiday, the sea was too rough to really do anything.

Oh well, I guess I’ll have to make do with a couple of days away from the Internet (or at least an attempt at that). I can’t seem to find any inspiration at the moment and I think my brain is fried!

I thought I would leave you with this.

How good must that be, to have a blog, to be designated the official blogger for a TV show (plenty of interesting material to write about there), and to get to be an extra on the same show…!
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Instant Voodoo — InstantVoodoo.com

I’m having way too much fun with this site… Certainly more than is healthy

It’s time for some humour I think… I know I could do with a good laugh!

We’ve all heard about the strange warning labels on products these days, with companies doing more and more to try and cover themselves from lawsuits. After reading WildStrawberiKiss’s journal entry about them, I decided to have a little trawl around the internet myself.

Here’s what I found:
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I want to go potty…

It’s been said that I am already completely potty… Which… Well it could be true…
I have a vibrating massage chair… When it says that it will “move” you… I didn’t realise it meant that I would be running to the bathroom every 20 minutes when I’m using it!

It would appear that a Miss Piggy costume does not a woman make! If I’m like this on a massage chair… Can you imagine what I’d be like sitting on the washing machine on spin cycle???

*runs to bathroom clutching bladder just thinking about it*

St Elmo’s Fire was playing on the radio today… I never tire of that song, don’t know why?

I still haven’t decided what I’m doing after last night?s entry… So I don’t know whether I’m going to deal with it or stick my head in the sand… Either way, I guess it’ll sort itself out in the end…

I was re-reading an entry in battlescared24’s journal about meeting old friends and catching up on old times.
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There are things I should say, but the words won’t come.

I know this is cryptic and won’t make much sense to anyone but me, but I’ve been thinking about this since a conversation I had with someone a couple of days ago.

There’s something I should be dealing with; I should be facing it… But I can’t bring myself to do it… It’s one of the few things that makes me feel completely out of control, and that scares me more than I usually like to admit.
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I just love a happy ending…

*bursts into tears*

Perhaps I should explain…
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