You may or may not recognize those lyrics as the end song to the film 40 Days and 40 Nights.

If you do, never mind, you never need to watch that film again, and if you don’t, be glad, and whatever you do, don’t watch it!

The back of the box said that it was “laugh out loud funny” and that “you’ll laugh so hard you’ll cry”.

Who are they kidding?

It wasn’t funny, laugh out loud or otherwise, and the only crying involved was done after it had finished when I thought about the fact that I had actually paid money to buy it!

It wasn’t funny, but it wasn’t even believable…

I mean, who in their right mind thinks about sex every second of the day?

And even if they do, and they decided to give it up for 40 days… Why would they be fine for the first 25 and then start seeing sex and naked women everywhere they looked?

If there was any kind of message to the film, all I can say is that it was lost on me. All I got out of it was the image that no adult could possibly manage to go through a single day without not only thinking about sex half a dozen times an hour, but doing something about it at least three times a day.

*rolls eyes*

Yes… we’re human, we are controlled by our genitals, our brain won’t work unless we’re thinking about sex. Really we’re nothing more then genitals with legs… All the rest is just to facilitate our sexual desires and stimulation.

I mean does anybody actually live their life like that?