I think I should have stayed in bed this morning. I’ve only been up half an hour and so far today:
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I know how many people like this kind of entry, so…

Let’s talk SEX!

I was thinking some more about my previous entry, or more specifically, the conversations that led to that entry.

Now I know that I don’t know a great deal about the subject, it’s not like you can just pick it up as you go along after all.
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Actually no…

I’m frozen because some fool forgot to put the heating on last night. *pouts*

Well it’s safe to say I’m feeling truly pathetic this morning.

What did I do with my Saturday night?

I vegetated in front of the TV, and then had an early night.
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You remind me of the babe…
What babe?
The babe with the power…
What power?
The power of voodoo…
Who-do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe…
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Ok, ok, to anyone who recognizes the title as PJ & Duncan lyrics, I apologise profusely for any trauma caused, but I’m starting to get desperate. I’ve spent 10 months using song lyrics as journal titles, and I’m running out of lyrics that match my postings

I’m going to have to start reading all the lyric sheets in my CD collection and memorizing them ready for the next years postings…
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Well, as has been pointed out, I obviously have way too much time on my hands *raises eyebrow*

Ok, so it’s true, but it’s still not nice to come right out and say it… *pouts*

I’ve decided to do a new poll. Here are the results of the last one:
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I don?t normally do these little questionnaire thingies; I always find them too ?fluffy?. But I thought I would have a go at this one…
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*sniggers*

Ok, this was just too good to resist.

Somebody left a comment on my profile:

“You Are Not A Woman”

*smirk*

That’s right ladies and gentlemen…

It’s true…
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Well, I have just been kindly informed that I am a manipulative, devious, conniving, deceitful, ungrateful parasite.

*sigh*

Don’t you just love spending time with the family?

*shakes head*

Family, you can’t live with them, and you’re not allowed to murder them in their beds…
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First off, I have to say… WHAT!!!

Apparently the lyrics “Chestnut roasting on a open fire, jack frost nipping at your nose” from the song Winter Wonderland are often misheard.

People often think the lyrics actually say “Chipmunks toasting on an open fire, Jack Frost ripping at your clothes”

Well we all know that they are the wrong lyrics…
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