Gonna get dressed for success…
12/31/2003
No, not me this time (makes a change eh?)
Here I am, still sitting here laughing at Uncle Buck on the TV and laughing even harder as I torment battlescared24.
*sigh*
It really is the simple things in life isn’t it?
There is nothing more entertaining than annoying the life out of someone.
*grins*
Especially when you dangle a carrot in front of them, and then refuse to divulge the names of the sources
*giggles evilly*
Anyway go ahead and send him some love.
They’re all being shifted to a new base of operations, so the computer system is going down tomorrow, and won’t be back up for anything from a couple of days to a couple of months.
I feel it is our duty as members of this community to let the troops know that we are thinking of them while they are not able to log into the site.
*grins evilly*
Any guesses where this is heading yet?
No?
I’ll give you a clue…

(can you tell I think this picture is great? *giggles*)
Well…
Yes, you’ve guessed it…
That picture just about sums up the conversations I’ve subjected the poor guy to over the past couple of days (I’ve been having a Muppet phase, leave me alone and live with it!)
Well anyway, as you can imagine, not being one to only pull my own dignity apart, I had to have some fun at battlescared24‘s expense.
Well the conversations led to a couple of journal comments that got one or two other people involved (and no I’m still not telling you who, I have to protect the innocent after all…)
Originally I thought a pink floral dress, but another member (nameless to keep them alive) thought a peach strapless number with white stiletto was the way to go so…
(Thanks to slurpie for photoshopping the picture for me)

Fetching isn’t it?
*sniggers*
I am so dead for this…
*joins witness protection program and vanishes into the legal system*
He’ll never be able to track anything that’s in a government system! *giggles*
So, to show him and his team that we are thinking of them, I propose that all readers send him any nice floral dresses you’re finished with (and I know this will apply to both the girls and the guys!), and any camouflage catsuits you happen upon, after all there’s the rest of his platoon to think about…
Don’t want them to feel left out, now do we?
*sniggers*
No, I was just kidding (unless you’re feeling really evil and want to do that, in which case, remember to sign it as “Bubba”)
*falls about laughing*
Well, if I’m going to get killed, I might as well go out in style!
Seriously, I think it should be every persons goal to photoshop his face onto a suitable outfit and email it to him, so he and the rest of the squad know we are thinking about them. It would also be nice if you did the same with your own photo so they know who to thank…
Don’t forget to post the images here, so we can save on imagination and keep up with the fun!
Oh and I’m sure he would appreciate photos of said dresses and catsuits, just remember to Photoshop them, saves on imagination for the rest of us…
*rubs hands together and giggles evilly*
And remember, Pinks, florals and catsuits are their favourites…
So show a soldier you care…

Ren said,
February 25, 2004 @ 4:21 pm
From slurpie at Wednesday, Dec 31 15:09 Delete this comment
LMFAO… oh you are so dead.. I can see my impending death arising too since I did the work!!!
*hides from the soldier*
He does look particularly beautiful though, doesn’t he?
*rolls on the floor laughing hysterically*
From battlescared24 at Wednesday, Dec 31 23:52 Delete this comment
Oh! Oh! Oh! you better say you prayers WANKER! I got a first class ticket to kickassville, England and you the number one citizen! *does the hulk thing* ahhhhh! *beats the hell of of poor soldier beside him while calling him MARK*
*packs up vanity case and storms out of room*
From slayer4uk at Thursday, Jan 01 04:04 Delete this comment
magical – See what you’ve let yourself in for again? *giggles*
slurpie – He’ll only have enough leave to come after one of us… or at least one this year, one next year…
*falls on the floor and rolls about laughing with you*
battlescared24 – Nice vanity case *sniggers* somehoe the “hulk thing” looks a little less scary when you’re in that dress… :-p
*thanks the laws of physics that bullets don’t travel this far, and the economy for making cruise missiles too expensive to be practical…*
From kisschase at Thursday, Jan 01 04:17 Delete this comment
Oohh you are sooo evil!! I LOVE IT!
From slayer4uk at Thursday, Jan 01 04:19 Delete this comment
*giggles*
Glad you approve