Ok, so it’s a safe bet what this entry is about (if I can ever manage to control my fingers and hit the right keys)

So…

Sex…

(No that wasn’t an offer!)

I’ve been thinking about this since my condom experience during the car journey the other day.

Then I did a silly thing today, which brought me back to sex and reminded me I was going to bring up the condom issue.

Hmmm.

Maybe I should start again…?

I was reading through my usual profiles and journals today when I noticed that one of the profiles now says the owner is bisexual.

Now, it was the first thing I noticed, so I’m guessing that it hasn’t been there before (admittedly it’s on the matchmaker details so I may have just not been there for while). Anyway, what do I go and do? I actually sit here and write the person a PM mentioning it and asking is this something new…

WHAT?!?

I only just stopped and thought about it when the browser confirmation message came up (that’s how close it was to being sent)

Am I an idiot or what? Ok, so I was curious why it was suddenly on the profile now when it hadn’t been before, but seriously “is that something new”??? How could I even think of sending something like that?

It wouldn’t have been so bad if I had chosen something long the lines of “When did you realise?” or “What made you realise?”, but no, I have to be the brain-dead moron that I am and ask *adopts clueless style voice* “Oh, like, you’re bi? Congrats, is that like, new or something?” *flicks hair in vacant fashion*

*rolls eyes*

Could I be any more offensive if I tried?

Which reminds me (the bisexuality, not the offensive) have you ever noticed how many people (guys in particular) when they find out someone is either gay (I hate that term) or bisexual, every time that person looks in their general direction they are certain it?s because they must fancy them.

Why?

But they even do it to other people. It happened to me at work, one of the chef?s comes over and says ?he *points indiscreetly at ?gay? person* fancies you, he kept looking at you.?

Apparently the fact that he was looking at me because I was talking to him at the time was incidental.

Well back to the condoms.

I was sitting here thinking yesterday about condoms (as you do) wondering what made somebody decide to invent a condom (other than the obvious).

We’ve had sex for years (obviously) yet we’ve all managed to live without condoms. It wasn’t as though people were churning out several children a month or anything, so why the need?

Going back to Victorian times, families (as far as I can tell) were similar size to families today, yet they didn’t have condoms.

Also, who decided that extra thick would help with premature ejaculation when the penis is ultra sensitive, or that ribbed would give extra pleasure, or that flavours was a good idea (after all, why would you be putting that in your mouth, and if you did, doesn’t the condom spoil it for both parties?)

I?m equally bemused by the G-Spot. There was an interview the other day with comedian Billy Connolly, who was discussing the exact same topic. He said that he had visions of a woman with a map trying to map out the spots ?Oh, I think that?s the D spot?? *groans in background* ?Yep, definitely the D spot!?

Now whilst I have no clue where the G spot is off hand (and little interest) I am more interested by where the previous 6 spots are to be located, what each one does (is the only difference the volume of the groans?) and more to the point, what made her decide to go searching for them, or even think that such a ?spot? existed to try to find it in the first place?

*sigh*

Why does sex, and sexually related things have to be so complicated and confusing?