*creeps in hiding behind the bedclothes*

Ye gads! What have I done?

If anyone has ever watched the film Blind Date, well I am Kim Basinger in that film. I have that same kind of reaction to alcohol, which is one of the main reasons why I never drink.

Unfortunately I have had the same reaction to the herbal medication that I got from the doctor last week.

Everything since late Saturday night is a bit of a blur. I have had conversations and done things that I don’t really remember. There are conversations that I vaguely recall, but I’m not sure whether I had them or not.

Quite which conversations actually happened, and which are some kind of bizarre psychological transference thing I’m not sure. But since Saturday night, the following has happened (or at least I remember fragments with varying degrees of accuracy!)

1. I almost swore at somebody - pretty sure this one is true

2. I had an in-depth discussion about sex aids and lube - No clue on this one, but lets face it, what the heck would I know about either? I’ve never seen, used, or found where to purchase either item.

3. Vague recollection of a conversation involving “get your kit of bitch and lets see what you’re packing” - *whimpers* no clue whether it happened, or even what gender I was talking to at the time.

4. Called somebody a trumped up little Barbi in the forums - Pretty sure I remember this one happening.

5. Was being so bad tempered that someone felt the need to ask “who lit the fuse on your tampon?” - This one is frighteningly familiar somehow.

6. A discussion about banana insertion in the anally retentive - *winces* jury is still 50/50 on this one.

7. Whimpering in the forums about how many perverts and sex crazed people there are on this site and that I must be doing something wrong, because I never get any perverted and twisted messages, no one has ever declared their undying love for me (or their intention to stalk me for the rest of their days) or how much they hate me and wish I was dead. - I thought I had imagined this one until I logged in this morning and saw a couple of messages from Slurpie who kindly sent me some pervy messages so I didn’t feel left out.

8. Offered to set up my webcam (which only shows blue and white so I don’t use it) and strip down to my miss piggy costume - *sigh* I have a horrible feeling I do remember this one.

9. Something involving naked dancing, stripping a guy and showing him what I could do with whipped cream and chocolate sauce - I seem to remember some weird film that was on the end of a video I taped that involved something along those lines, so I’m hopeful (begging) that this one was totally imagined and is just me remembering part of the film *whimpers in case it wasn’t*

10. Something about pornographic photos, a duck and somebody on my favourites - I seem to recall this being public, so I’m guessing if I did, it must have been in the forums, but I’m not entirely sure.

Since I would hope everyone knows that I don’t normally do things like the above, I would like to apologize to anyone who was subject to any strange conversations or behaviour from me over the past few days.

I have now been advised to stop the medication for a week and then start more slowly, as they think these effects (and the migraines, dizziness, nausea, confusion, convulsions and regular collapsing) were all due to the release of toxic materials into my bloodstream as the medicine killed off the bacteria, (either that or I’m having an allergic response to the drops, which research has shown is unheard of, so for me it’s just as likely to be a reaction *sigh*)

I know it’s probably not a good idea to ask, but I need to know. Have I done anything else strange or odd (don’t forget this is by my standards, so it would have to be stranger than usual!) of the past few days that I should know about?

*whimpers*