It’s 2am and I don’t want to go to sleep.

I’m tired, but I just don’t want to have to sleep.

It’s Friday night (ok it’s really Saturday morning, but that’s not the point) and since Friday is Fright or Fight night, I’ve just finished watching Jeepers Creepers.

Unfortunately I am now ready to either watch another movie, bake something, or engage in some mindless conversation with someone.
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*snarls*

I’m not happy again!

I dislike being used, and I think I have been… Again…

Do I have a doormat tattoo on my forehead that says wipe your feet here? It’s ok, you can tell me, do I?
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*creeps in hiding behind the bedclothes*

Ye gads! What have I done?

If anyone has ever watched the film Blind Date, well I am Kim Basinger in that film. I have that same kind of reaction to alcohol, which is one of the main reasons why I never drink.
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*looks down at the masses of comments on last entry*

Please be aware
This entry does contain sarcasm, those of a delicate nature should look away now… Oops, too late :-p

Obviously all my readers are having internet difficulties that is not allowing them to leave comments…

*looks at dates and times of last 10 readers*

Hmmm, do I even have any readers left?

Well, my broadband router is away back to be replaced (again) I swear, it would have been cheaper buying it locally instead of from the internet, given that I’ve already spent about £20 in postage returning it, plus the three and a bit weeks I was without it and back to dial up last time it was away (and came back battered, beaten and in less working order than when it left here!)

I had forgotten how slow modem speeds are.

If I have to put up with this for too long, there will be only one thing for it…
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I HATE days like this!

I feel like death gone cold, I swear I’ve been run over by a truck and had my head smashed in with a baseball bat.

I’ve spent the day in a small crumpled heap on the sofa watching tv, yet I feel worse now than I did before.

I’m convinced it’s these herbal drops the doctor gave me on Wednesday. He did say it could aggravate the symptoms to begin with. Somehow, I think he maybe played that down rather a lot.
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Ok, so I don’t normally do this, given that politics bore me and the royal family tends to repulse me.

But I’ve got a bee in my bonnet (pretty pink bonnet though isn’t it?)

I never cease to be amazed at the British Royal family. They still try to portray themselves as perfect, infallible and blameless of everything, still firmly entrenched in the country’s religion. But I am forced to ask myself, who do they think they are fooling? Or more to the point, who are they trying to fool, the public, or themselves?
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I was reading in some magazine today about one of the contestants in the latest Pop Idols contest. Or more specifically I was reading about his criminal record.

Now, sure he was 17 at the time (and is now 22), he did his jail time, so that should be his debt to society paid, right?

I’m not so sure.
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Ok, so it’s a safe bet what this entry is about (if I can ever manage to control my fingers and hit the right keys)

So…

Sex…

(No that wasn’t an offer!)
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Don’t know why I’ve been humming/singing the theme tune to the Golden Girls for the past two days, but I decided that it was worth a dedication.

So to everyone on my favourites list, everyone I get to interact with in the forums, and everyone who makes being here so much fun, this one’s for you…

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

And if you through a party
Invited everyone you ever knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend…