Today is not one of my better days.

I’ve both looked and felt better.

Now admittedly, I’m not looking bad for a 300-year-old zombie corpse that hasn’t slept in 150 years since it was dug up by the locals.

But since I’m supposed to be human (ok, mostly smurf and muppet, but there’s enough human to be getting on with) I think it’s safe to say I’m not at my best.

*sigh*

I couldn’t sleep last night, was still up at 3:30, woke at 7, then again at 9 then again at 10:30 then woke up and crawled out of my coffin about 11:30. I have bags under my eyes that could serve a family of four, and a horde of astronomers are requesting grants to study the rings around my eyes and are comparing them to the rings of Jupiter.

On the whole I’ve been better. I’ve also looked better. A kind well-wisher took one look at me yesterday and told me I looked like an anaemic slug.

*sighs*

People just know all the right things to say don’t they?

To top it off, I’m having an allergic reaction to my new contact lenses, I had a reaction to the pizza I had for my tea, I am so tired I want to eat anything that doesn’t run away quick enough (I eat when I’m tired, but I mean really eat!) I actually found myself eyeing up the dog biscuits today when I was rummaging through the cupboards.

That’s never a good sign!

I’ve also fallen down the stairs, smashed my elbow of the hinge on the cupboard door (as if my joints didn’t hurt enough already) and am feeling a little disorientated, so I keep walking into walls and other solid (i.e. painful) objects.

On the plus side, my broadband has been a little better today. The wireless signal is working fine after upgrading the internal firmware, and I only had 3 hours over lunch when there was no broadband activity, after that, I had modem speed internet ever since (oh what joy, I get to pay twice as much for the same speed, but with several hour gaps in service, but at least I can get fast internet access right through the night)

*sarcastically leaps up and down with joy*

Remind me again why suicide is a bad idea?

Oh yeah, that’s right… I’m mean, nasty vicious and evil, and if I have to suffer, so does everyone I come into contact with.

*does smurf dance, then falls over wall*

Ouch.

Glad we got that sorted out anyway.

*growl, grumble, bitch*