I am colorblind,
Coffee black and egg white.
Pull me out from inside.
I am ready,
I am ready,
I am ready,
I am….
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Stupidity and Intelligence are worlds apart. If people have a lower intelligence, you can just tell, and you make allowances. But then there are the stupid people who just need a good smack.

I always think of common sense as having two parts. There’s the obvious part, like don’t touch hot objects or you will get burnt, don’t walk out in traffic or you’ll get run over. But then there is the other sort, the sort that when a person opens their mouth, you’re left wondering if their brain is actually wired up to everything the way it’s supposed to be.
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That’s it!

Enough is enough.

Since workmen/tradesmen/repairmen are incapable of understanding what a doormat is used for (no it really isn’t ok to use the carpet instead). Nor are they able to wash their own clothes apparently (No I don’t believe that you’ve got that dirty so far today, I’m your first call remember!). So I’m going to sort them out.
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