Why can you go days without a phone call, but sit down to watch a film you REALLY want to watch (even better if it’s got a complicated plot) and the phone rings every 10 minutes, mostly telesales, market research, wrong numbers or messages for another member of the household?

Does Jessica Fletcher have any friends or family who HAVEN’T been accused of murder?

Is there anyone left in Cabot Cove who are both alive and not in prison?

Why are snack foods so “more-ish” and healthy foods so “less-ish”?

Does Smurfette ever date a co-worker?

Is she free tonight? :-p

Why is it the less hair people have on their heads the more hair they have everywhere else?

If the past tense of “Sit” is “Sat” does that mean the past tense of “Fit” is “Fat”?

Why do the blue Smarties (or M&M’s) taste so much better than the others when they are identical to the other colours?

If jogging is so good for you, why do joggers always look so ill?

If life is like a box of chocolate, how come I always get stuck with the fruit and nut?

Why is it that the most annoying monotonous songs are always the ones you can’t forget and find yourself singing/humming at inappropriate times?

Who decides which is the “cool” person who will dictate what is “in” and what is “out” for your entire school life?

And why?

Why do we have to make mistakes for ourselves before we can learn from them?

Why do we always end up repeating them anyway?